Atlas - fart.

Okay so first of all, the masssage was so good! It was the chair kind, like you'd see at the mall, which I'd never had before. The hand massage part was definitely my fav. Even though it comes nowhere near the full body one I got at Glen Ivy for my birthday one year, it was free and was a great way to start my day off right!

Now, for some reason the kids have been CRAAAAZY this whole week! I dunno if it's the heat or the fact that we have the state test coming up next week and they're super burnt out from test prep (probably both), but they have been bouncing off the walls like no other. Here are a few amazing little nuggets I got from the crazies today:

1-
Teacher: Use the word 'crept' in a sentence.
Student: I crept myself. (said crept, meant crapped)
Teacher: No...crept...

2-
Teacher: For your exit slip today, please write one word that describes what an atlas is.
Student: (writes) atlas - fart.

3-
Teacher: Hi! How are you today?
Student: I have foot hair! I'm growing up!

I hope you get as much joy out of those three stories as I do. Oh children, the joy you bring to my life, especially when talking about gas, bowel movements, and body hair.

P.S. Feliz Cinco de Mayo! I don't think I'll get to go out and celebrate tonight, but I'll probably make myself a margarita when I get home. Yup, definitely gonna do that.